doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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