i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
