pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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