He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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