I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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