scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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