i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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