My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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