ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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