Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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