i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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