BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
