OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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