Nicole vs. Life
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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