she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
