I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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