Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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