Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She said her name was "party"
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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