New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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