so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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