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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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