I'm really into asian looking animals
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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