just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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