dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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