so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
