Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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