There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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