Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
