I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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