Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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