where am i from again
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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