Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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