Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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