hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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