he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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