Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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