It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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