yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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