things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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