the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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