Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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