God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
