best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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You. Win. At. Life.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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