bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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