Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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